chrissymodi-frost:

when your parents tell other people how well you’re doing in school and you’re behind them like

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

burdencrowned:

 you  bring
 out  the  best
 in    whatever’s 
 left        of        me

offreckles:

What? But chocolate is
delicious and carrots are
delicious and——isn’t just
meant to be a match made
in heaven??

❝ In your messed up heaven, maybe. ❞

malydiawrites:

“Are you breaking up with me?”
“Are you having nightmares again?”
“Anything you want to say?”
“Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.”
“Balloons? Really?”
“Be quiet!”
“But what if we get caught?”
“Can you not?”
“Care to tell me what’s going on?”
“Come find me.”
“Did you even love me?”
“Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“Do you love him/her?”
“Do you love me?”
“Everyone leaves.”
“Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice." 
"Fine, I’ll go.”
“Finally!”
“Fight me for it.”
“Fuck it.”
“Get away from me.”
“Gotcha!”
“How high are you?”
“How did you get here?”
“I bought a goat.”
“If what we had was real, how could you be fine?”
“I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.”
“I hate you.”
“I’ll bet you a dollar.”
“I said that I’m in love with you.”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“I’m going to kill you.”
“I’m not eating that.”
“Is that a chicken?”
“It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.”
“Jokes on me, huh?”
“Just friends?”
“Just let me go.”
“Just tell me the truth!" 
"Kiss me.”
“Kicking someone is not a form of romance.”
“Let me explain.”
“Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.”
“Maybe you should go.”
“Maybe fuck you will be our always.”
“May need you to bail me out of jail.”
“Miss you.”
“No. The answer is no.”
“Not drunk enough for this.”
“Never, ever doing that again.”
“Okay, I know this looks bad…”
“Please don’t.”
“Please stop talking.”
“Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.”
“Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.”
“Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.”
“Quit being annoying.”
“Really, where were you?”
“Right. Of course it’s my fault.”
“Silly of me to think you actually cared.”
“Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.”
“So… How’s the weather?”
“Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.”
“There’s something wrong with you.”
“This definitely isn’t what it looks like.”
“Us? There is no us.”
“Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.”
“Unfortunately, she/he said no." 
"Very cute.”
“We can’t do this.”
“Was it just a lie?”
“Wait, what did you just say?”
“Wait! Hold on!" 
"Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?”
“What the hell?”
“Why are you naked?”
“Why is there silly string everywhere?”
“Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" 
"Without you, I’m lost.”
“X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?”
“You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.”
“You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…”
“Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.”
“Zelda is more important right now." 

_{Friendly reminder that my muse is not immutable. Over time their attitude, behavior, and headcanons may change. Their opinions or standings may not always be the same. I am not twisting my muse out of character by changing their opinions, I am giving them a fucking relatable quality because none of us are immutable and won’t always have the same opinion of everything.}

nedja-1x1:

_{OMG, a plot where two bestfriends gets mistaken as a couple so many times that eventually, the guy asks the girl randomly; “Why? Why aren’t we a couple?” AND BAM}